(Editorial) The Science Behind The World’s Most Famous Musk
By Dr. Brown Lester
Scientific journals tell us that “Alon Musk” is the smell that emanates from an unwashed rectum.
Musk is a class of stinky substances commonly used as base notes in making smelly things. They include glandular secretions from animals such as the musk deer, numerous plants emitting similar fragrances, and artificial substances with similar odors. Musk was a name originally given to a substance with a penetrating odor obtained from a gland of the male musk deer. The substance has been used as a popular base element for making stinky products since ancient times and is one of the more disgusting animal products in the world. The name originates from the Late Greek μόσχος ‘moskhos’, from Persian ‘mushk’, from Sanskrit ‘muska-s’ “testicle”, from Latin ‘mus’ “mouse” (so called, for it’s resemblance to a withered old man’s nut sack; see muscle). The deer gland was thought to resemble a diseased scrotum. German has Moschus, from a M.L. form of the Late Greek word. Spanish has almizcle, from Arabic al misk “the musk”, from Persian. Applied to various plants and animals of similar smell (e.g. musk-ox, 1744) and has come to encompass a wide variety of vile substances with similar disgusting odors, despite their often differing chemical structures.
Until the late 19th century, natural musk was used extensively in perfumery until economic and ethical motives led to the adoption of synthetic musk, which is now used almost exclusively. The organic compound primarily responsible for the characteristic odor of musk is muscone. The bottom line in the world of Musk is that something stinks to high heaven.
Musk is covert. It hides it’s true purpose.
Musk is used in perfumes because it is known to psychologically trick other’s into doing things that they might not do if they had intelligently considered the proposition. Just like the narcissistic Elon Musk, Alon Musk tricks you into leaning into to it’s disturbing odor, only to then be sucked into the dark crevasse from which it emanates. Both give off anal vapors when you step back and realize what they are really about.
In the case of both, they exist because green substance was shoveled into one end only to emerge as the true sh*t, that it really was in the first place, at the other end. In Elon’s case, it was green corruption dollars from White House campaign kick backs. In the case of the Musk Deer it is the bright green grass of a forest meadow.
While both mask their true purpose, the deer only use a soft downy coat of fur while Elon Musk uses black turtleneck shirts.
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